Jeffrey McDaniel

if you touch it, it wil melt
if it melts, it will leave a stain
if it leaves a stain, you will always remember it
if you always remember it, it will block the road
if it blocks the road, you will have to climb over it
if you have to climb over it, you will become superstitious
if you become superstitious, you will cover the mirror
if you cover the mirror, you will forget to get dressed
if you forget to get dressed, you will walk around naked in public
if you walk around naked in public, you will get aroused
if you get aroused, you will touch it